It appears that countless women born between the years of 1965 and 197…

Chuck Klosterman
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It appears that countless women born between the years of 1965 and 1978 are in love with John Cusack. I cannot fathom how he isn't the number-one box office star in America, because every straight girl I know would see her soul to share a milkshake with that motherfucker. ✨ Chuck Klosterman (2004). Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto, p.2, Simon and Schuster
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