Please don't assault me with that meat amalgam. It would surely cause …

Brandon Mull
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Please don't assault me with that meat amalgam. It would surely cause infection
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Don't let the brownies bite. ✨ Brandon Mull, Brandon Dorman (2009). Grip of the Shadow Plague, p.289, Simon and Schuster
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We all posses different gifts and abilities. How we use those gifts determines who we are. ✨ Brandon Mull, Brandon Dorman (2010). Secrets of the Dragon Sanctuary, p.159, Simon and Schuster
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