At first, I could lie about my lack of sleep and she'd fall for it, bu…

Darynda Jones
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At first, I could lie about my lack of sleep and she'd fall for it, but she started suspecting insomnia when I began seeing purple elephants in the air vents at the office. I knew I shouldn't have asked her about them. I thought maybe she'd redecorated. ✨ Darynda Jones (2012). Third Grave Dead Ahead, p.11, Macmillan
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