Crazy Curran ranked right up there with monsoons, tornadoes, earthquak…

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Crazy Curran ranked right up there with monsoons, tornadoes, earthquakes, and other natural disasters. ✨ Ilona Andrews (2009). Magic Strikes, p.89, Penguin
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