Can I jump in your body and make out with my wife through you?” I foug…

Darynda Jones
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Can I jump in your body and make out with my wife through you?” I fought a grin. “It doesn’t really work that way.” “Then can you just make out with my wife and pretend I’m in your body?” “No.” “I can pay. I have money.” “How much we talking? ✨ Darynda Jones (2015). The Charley Davidson Series, p.266, St. Martin's Press
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