Dude,” I said, leaning over the desk, “I’m about as psychic as a carro…

Darynda Jones
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Dude,” I said, leaning over the desk, “I’m about as psychic as a carrot. ✨ Darynda Jones (2011). First Grave on the Right, p.65, Macmillan
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