Calvin: Trick or treat! Adult: Where's your costume? What are you supp…

Bill Watterson
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Calvin: Trick or treat! Adult: Where's your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak... Am I scary, or what? ✨ It's a Magical World. Book by Bill Watterson, October 1996.
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