Apparently one of the most uncertain things in the world is the funera…

Mark Twain
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Apparently one of the most uncertain things in the world is the funeral of a religion. ✨ Mark Twain (2012). Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations, p.401, Courier Corporation
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