I wouldn't trust you with a bucket of water if my knickers were on fir…

Terry Pratchett
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I wouldn't trust you with a bucket of water if my knickers were on fire! ✨ Terry Pratchett (2008). Making Money: (Discworld Novel 36), p.64, Random House
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I wouldn't trust you with a bucket of water if my knickers were on fire! ✨ Terry Pratchett (2008). Making Money: (Discworld Novel 36), p.64, Random House

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