Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Man…

Terry Pratchett
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Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwhile careers in the street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack of understanding of this simple fact. ✨ Terry Pratchett (2016). Seriously Funny: The Endlessly Quotable Terry Pratchett, p.37, Random House
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