Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corpora…

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Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate. ✨ Dave Barry (1994). The World According to Dave Barry, Outlet
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