The wacky thing about those bad guys is that you can't count on them t…

Jim Butcher
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The wacky thing about those bad guys is that you can't count on them to be obvious. They forget to wax their mustaches and goatees, leave their horns at home, send their black hats to the dry cleaner's. They're funny like that. ✨ Jim Butcher (2008). White Night: A Novel of the Dresden Files, p.51, Penguin
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