It is my belief that people who speak of high school with a sugary fon…

Sloane Crosley
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It is my belief that people who speak of high school with a sugary fondness are bluffing away early-onset Alzheimer's. ✨ Sloane Crosley (2012). I Was Told There'd Be Cake, p.119, Portobello Books
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