Man, you weigh a freaking ton. What have you been eating, rocks? * Max…

James Patterson
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Man, you weigh a freaking ton. What have you been eating, rocks? * Max: Why, is your head missing some? o Chapter 68 p. 214 + Fang carried Max while flying after she had a stroke or something. Gazzy: I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs! ter Borcht: Is dere anysing special about you? Anysing vorth saving? Fang: Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica.
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