I was kidnapped by aliens, they came down from outer space with ray gu…

Neil Gaiman
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I was kidnapped by aliens, they came down from outer space with ray guns, but I fooled them by wearing a wig and laughing in a foreign accent, and I escaped. ✨ Neil Gaiman (2013). Coraline, p.30, A&C Black
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I was kidnapped by aliens, they came down from outer space with ray guns, but I fooled them by wearing a wig and laughing in a foreign accent, and I escaped. ✨ Neil Gaiman (2013). Coraline, p.30, A&C Black

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