I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist, but I couldn't find an openin…

George Carlin
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I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist, but I couldn't find an opening. ✨ George Carlin (2015). 3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?, p.97, Hachette UK
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I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist, but I couldn't find an opening. ✨ George Carlin (2015). 3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?, p.97, Hachette UK

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