In most polls there are always about 5 percent of the people who 'don'…

George Carlin
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In most polls there are always about 5 percent of the people who 'don't know.' What isn't generally understood is that it's the same people in every poll. ✨ George Carlin (1998). Brain Droppings, Hyperion
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