There are women named Faith, Hope, Joy, and Prudence. Why not Despair,…

George Carlin
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There are women named Faith, Hope, Joy, and Prudence. Why not Despair, Guilt, Rage, and Grief? It seems only right. 'Tom, I'd like you to meet the girl of my dreams, Tragedy.' These days, Trajedi. ✨ George Carlin (1998). Brain Droppings, Hyperion
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There are women named Faith, Hope, Joy, and Prudence. Why not Despair, Guilt, Rage, and Grief? It seems only right. 'Tom, I'd like you to meet the girl of my dreams, Tragedy.' These days, Trajedi. ✨ George Carlin (1998). Brain Droppings, Hyperion

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