The other three incoming calls were from his building superintendent, …

Rachel Vincent
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The other three incoming calls were from his building superintendent, his pharmacy and a telephone survey company. Bastards. They always call during dinner. Liv laughed as I slid the sliced steak onto a platter and topped it with sautéed vegetables. Forget crime lords and corrupt politicians - telemarketers are the root of all evil. Now you're getting it.
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