We boarded the plane after boxing our stakes and knives and taking the…

Jeaniene Frost
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We boarded the plane after boxing our stakes and knives and taking them to a FedEx carrier, airport security being so strict nowadays. In the section marked 'contents', Bones filled out 'Tofu'. God, but he had a sick sense of humor sometimes. ✨ Jeaniene Frost (2010). Halfway to the Grave: A Night Huntress Novel, p.184, Hachette UK
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