Is it just me or does the fact that you live in the same building you …

Darynda Jones
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Is it just me or does the fact that you live in the same building you were abducted into seem a bit morbid? Pffft. It’s just you, I said, discounting the entire bizarre ghoulish thing. ✨ Darynda Jones (2011). First Grave on the Right, p.156, Macmillan
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Is it just me or does the fact that you live in the same building you were abducted into seem a bit morbid? Pffft. It’s just you, I said, discounting the entire bizarre ghoulish thing. ✨ Darynda Jones (2011). First Grave on the Right, p.156, Macmillan

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