J. K. Rowling
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Right, you've got a crooked sort of cross... He consulted Unfogging the Future. That means you're going to have 'trials and suffering' — sorry about that — but there's a thing that could be the sun... hang on... that means 'great happiness'... so you're going to suffer but be very happy... You need your Inner Eye tested, if you ask me, said Ron, and they both had to stifle their laughs as Professor Trelawney gazed in their direction.

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