I got a dog-training book. It says Grendel needs mental stimulation, s…

Ilona Andrews
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I got a dog-training book. It says Grendel needs mental stimulation, so I tried to train him, but I think he must be retarded.
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I got a dog-training book. It says Grendel needs mental stimulation, so I tried to train him, but I think he must be retarded.

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