You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-…

Bill Hicks
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You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. I believe God created me in one day. Yeah, looks like He rushed it ✨ Bill Hicks (2009). Love All the People (New Edition), p.147, Hachette UK
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