A father and two sons run Adelphia. It's a cable company. And they too…

Lewis Black
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A father and two sons run Adelphia. It's a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars. A billion. Three people - three people took a billion dollars. What were they gonna do, start their own space program? 'Let's send the monkey to Mars, Dad!' ✨ Lewis Black: Black on Broadway. Documentary, www.imdb.com. 2004.
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