The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums…

Dave Barry
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The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and I doubt that anybody would notice.
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The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and I doubt that anybody would notice.

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