We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we fe…

Dave Barry
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We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail. ✨ Dave Barry (1994). The World According to Dave Barry, Outlet
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We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail. ✨ Dave Barry (1994). The World According to Dave Barry, Outlet

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