I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happen…

Woody Allen
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I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens. ✨ Death: A Comedy in One Act. Book by Woody Allen, 1975.
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I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens. ✨ Death: A Comedy in One Act. Book by Woody Allen, 1975.

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