I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot mor…

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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam. ✨ George Carlin, R.I.P. by David Gibson, www.beliefnet.com. June 2008.
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam. ✨ George Carlin, R.I.P. by David Gibson, www.beliefnet.com. June 2008.

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