When I played the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve, I got t…

Elayne Boosler
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When I played the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve, I got to bring Wiley, my 85-pound black lab. He's responsible for my favorite New Year's memory of all: At the end of the show, he ran onstage and then out across all the tables in the showroom, sending champagne glasses and gamblers flying. ✨ Elayne Boosler Maps Comedy Heaven And Hell On New Year’s Eve by Elayne Boosler, www.huffingtonpost.com. December 6, 2011.
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