Should've thought of that before you told my ex-girlfriend I eat live kittens for breakfast. A tiny twinge of guilt. Then the cat wondered what Riley would think of her last successful shoo-away. Who knew she'd believe me? [Mercy responded.] Oh no? When you 'accidentally' opened the cupboard to expose my 'kitten cage' full of the poor, sad kitties I was going to snack on? A raised eyebrow. Wasn't the cage next to my special 'kitten defurring' tools? They were obviously fake. Bas just stared at her.

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