New Rule: Someone must x-ray my stomach to see if the Peeps I ate on E…

Bill Maher
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New Rule: Someone must x-ray my stomach to see if the Peeps I ate on Easter are still in there, intact and completely undigested. And I'm not talking about this past Easter. I'm talking about the last time I celebrated Easter, in 1962. ✨ Bill Maher (2011). The New New Rules: A Funny Look at How Everybody but Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass, p.141, Penguin
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