I adore my apartment in New York. It was a ballroom that I remade, so …

Joan Rivers
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I adore my apartment in New York. It was a ballroom that I remade, so it's like a loft but done by Louis the Fifteenth. ✨ Interview with Novid Parsi, www.timeout.com. July 26, 2009.
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I adore my apartment in New York. It was a ballroom that I remade, so it's like a loft but done by Louis the Fifteenth. ✨ Interview with Novid Parsi, www.timeout.com. July 26, 2009.

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