The more cats you have, the longer you live. If you have a hundred cat…

Charles Bukowski
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The more cats you have, the longer you live. If you have a hundred cats, you'll live ten times longer than if you have ten. Someday this will be discovered, and people will have a thousand cats and live forever. ✨ Charles Bukowski (2015). On Cats, p.84, Canongate Books
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