I have no affinity for animals. I don’t hate animals and I would never…

Tina Fey
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I have no affinity for animals. I don’t hate animals and I would never hurt an animal; I just don’t actively care about them. When a coworker shows me cute pictures of her dog, I struggle to respond correctly, like an autistic person who has been taught to recognize human emotions from flash cards. In short, I am the worst. ✨ Tina Fey (2011). Bossypants, p.134, Hachette UK
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