If you're not drunk and half naked by this point, you're not paying at…

Chuck Palahniuk
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If you're not drunk and half naked by this point, you're not paying attention. ✨ Chuck Palahniuk (2003). Diary: A Novel, Doubleday Books
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This isn't about love as in caring. This is about property as in ownership. ✨ Chuck Palahniuk (2005). Fight Club: A Novel, p.14, W. W. Norton & Company
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It's not love or anything, but I think I like you, too. ✨ Read Mercer Schuchardt, Chuck Palahniuk (2008). You do not talk about Fight Club: I am Jack's completely unauthorized essay collection, Benbe … ▶
What I'm always trying to do with every book is to recreate the effect of the stories we heard as children in front of campfires and fireplaces - the ghost stories that engaged us.
People don't listen, they just wait for their turn to talk.

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