Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I …

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Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and thanks to the powers that be. I don't want much else from them either. ✨ Darynda Jones (2011). First Grave on the Right, p.56, Macmillan
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