Yes, but the difference is that when you're dead and somebody yells, '…

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Yes, but the difference is that when you're dead and somebody yells, 'Everybody up, it's morning,' it's very hard to find your slippers. ✨ Woody Allen (2007). The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose, Random House Incorporated
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Yes, but the difference is that when you're dead and somebody yells, 'Everybody up, it's morning,' it's very hard to find your slippers. ✨ Woody Allen (2007). The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose, Random House Incorporated

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