Son--they say there isn't any royalty in this country, but do you want…

Kurt Vonnegut
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Son--they say there isn't any royalty in this country, but do you want me to tell you how to be king of the United States of America? Just fall through the hole in a privy and come out smelling like a rose. ✨ Kurt Vonnegut (2007). The Sirens of Titan, p.62, Dial Press
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Son--they say there isn't any royalty in this country, but do you want me to tell you how to be king of the United States of America? Just fall through the hole in a privy and come out smelling like a rose. ✨ Kurt Vonnegut (2007). The Sirens of Titan, p.62, Dial Press

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