Jokes can be noble. Laughs are exactly as honorable as tears. Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion, to the futility of thinking and striving anymore. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward - and since I can start thinking and striving again that much sooner. β¨ Palm Sunday. Kurt Vonnegut's sermon at St. Clement's Church in New York City (1980), originally published in The Nation as Hypocrites You Always Have With You, 1980.
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