We declared war on terror-it's not even a noun, so, good luck. ✨ Comme…

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We declared war on terror-it's not even a noun, so, good luck. ✨ Commencement Address at The College of William & Mary, delivered 21 May 2004
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We declared war on terror-it's not even a noun, so, good luck. ✨ Commencement Address at The College of William & Mary, delivered 21 May 2004

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