You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your nam…

Zach Galifianakis
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You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.
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You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

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