A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit ro…

P. J. O'Rourke
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A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something brussel sprouts never do. ✨ P. J. O'Rourke (2007). The Bachelor Home Companion: A Practical Guide to Keeping House Like a Pig, p.57, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.
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A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something brussel sprouts never do. ✨ P. J. O'Rourke (2007). The Bachelor Home Companion: A Practical Guide to Keeping House Like a Pig, p.57, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

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