For toddlers I suggest leaving their mittens on year-round, indoors an…

P. J. O'Rourke
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For toddlers I suggest leaving their mittens on year-round, indoors and out. That way they can't get into aspirin bottles, liquor cabinets, or boxes of kitchen matches. ✨ P. J. O'Rourke (1987). The Bachelor Home Companion: A Practical Guide to Keeping House Like a Pig, Pocket
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For toddlers I suggest leaving their mittens on year-round, indoors and out. That way they can't get into aspirin bottles, liquor cabinets, or boxes of kitchen matches. ✨ P. J. O'Rourke (1987). The Bachelor Home Companion: A Practical Guide to Keeping House Like a Pig, Pocket

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