Bill Maher
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New Rule: You're never going to pick up women at a coffee shop pretending to be working on your laptop. You don't look like you're sensitive, you look like you're homeless.The last guy to pick up a chick with an Apple was Adam. And when you sit across from another dateless loser with a laptop, it still doesn't look like you're working--it looks like you're playing Battleship. ✨ Bill Maher (2011). The New New Rules: A Funny Look at How Everybody but Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass, p.65, Penguin

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