Ilona Andrews
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What's so funny? Your panties have a bow, he said. I looked down. I was wearing a short tank top -not mine- and my blue panties with a narrow white strip of lace at the top and a tiny white bow. Would it have killed me to check what I was wearing before I pulled the blanket down? What's wrong with bows? Nothing. He was grinning now. I expected barbed wire. Or one of those steel chains. Wiseass. I'm secure enough in myself to wear panties with bows on them. Besides, they are comfy and soft. I bet. ✨ Ilona Andrews (2008). Magic Burns, p.97, Penguin

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