Now that we all agree contraception is a bad idea, let's take a harder…

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Now that we all agree contraception is a bad idea, let's take a harder look at electricity and soap. ✨ FaceBook post byAndy Borowitz from Feb 11, 2012
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Now that we all agree contraception is a bad idea, let's take a harder look at electricity and soap. ✨ FaceBook post byAndy Borowitz from Feb 11, 2012

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