So I live in Los Angeles, and it's kind of a goofy place. They have an…

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So I live in Los Angeles, and it's kind of a goofy place. They have an airport named after John Wayne. That ought to explain it. It has a charming kind of superstitious innocence. ✨ George Carlin (1998). Brain Droppings, Hyperion
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So I live in Los Angeles, and it's kind of a goofy place. They have an airport named after John Wayne. That ought to explain it. It has a charming kind of superstitious innocence. ✨ George Carlin (1998). Brain Droppings, Hyperion

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