The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink …

Mark Twain
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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. ✨ Mark Twain (2014). Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist, p.9, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.
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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. ✨ Mark Twain (2014). Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist, p.9, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.

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