I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps…

Charlie Sheen
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I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big. ✨ Charlie Sheen busts out the Eminem quotes, demands sandwiches and handjobs by Sean O'Neal, www.avclub.com. February 25, 2011.
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I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big. ✨ Charlie Sheen busts out the Eminem quotes, demands sandwiches and handjobs by Sean O'Neal, www.avclub.com. February 25, 2011.

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